May 2012
Californians who pronounce croissant with a French accent….
All I want is a gay baby
sixtyforty:
thugzmansion:
what’s the hanky code for “i only wanna fuck if we make hella food afterwards”
Keep an entire pizza hanging out of both back pockets.
Things I regret saying as they are coming out of...
“have fun, but grindr is so dead tonight”
Emotions
It must always look like I’m having a nervous breakdown to any innocent bystanders of my cardio workout
Ugh LA
Guy at work: “are you an actor?”
Me: …………
April 2012
“I used to drag people up on stage, whip them and pretend to fuck them in the...”
– Grace Jones (via diamondmind)
Newsflash
Somehow, we got a handsome, older lawyer to be our boyfriend. I hope he buys us things and brings us to fancy events in exchange for all the sex we’re gonna let him have with us.
If you haven't
gingrwhingr:
hardtotake:
experienced two guys taking turns fucking you, we can’t be friends.
That’s next on my bucket list then.
Probably later tonight…
I can have a harem of Mexicans! I will collect those cuties like baseball cards!
- me, after a few mimosas
gay porn dialogue
man: so hey whats up
boy: nothing much i am just drinking this water
man: the weather looks nice today
boy: i wanna suck your cock
