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Every time you say the word ‘unit,’ or ‘box’ or ‘equipment,’ I feel a penis here and a penis here…I am halfway to pregnant.
omg duncan!
would get this tattoed. my good friend Cat has a Little Prince tattoo on her back.
(Source: gosensei)
Spaghetti al nero di seppia con gamberetti di scoglio e soppressata piccante (Squid ink spaghetti with shrimp and spicy soppressata for the English speakers)
yeah, i cooked it, and it was delicious. i’m the best boyfriend ever.
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